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(English class, clock on wall moving at a glacial pace)
(Test, I'm finished)
(Looking at watch)
(Thinking to myself)
Hey. That test was easy. Spelled E-Z. Hahaha. Oh dear. Ooo. Lets play with my watch.
Hmmm. Power conservation. Watch automatically turns off after 12, 6,2,1, hours or never. Hmm.
I should probably put it on one.
But wait.
What if someone kidnaps me and straps me to the ground?
(Worried look on face)
Hmm. Troublesome. Well, I do want to conserve battery. Lets put it on twelve, but hmmm.
Seems like a lot of wasted battery.
Well, even if someone straps me to a hard, dirty concrete floor, I would need the time.
(Here, I should mention if you push any button, it turns on again)
I should check if I can push a button without my other hand.
(Looks like a idiot)
(Looks like a retard)
(Softly swears and grunts in desperation)
Darn. I can't.
Hmmm....
What if I push it against the ground?
(Tries to push a button with the combination of my hand and my desk)
(Banging sound)
(Teacher and students look at me awkwardly)
(Silence)
Oops.
>.<
Um.
Hmm.
Well...
What if I put it on six or twelve.
Well, that's pointless.
Hmm.
Very pressing issue.

This goes on and on, but eventually, I settled for saving power over the risk of being kidnapped.

Yeah.

Next time, I'll put up some socially deviant things.

He, he, he.

Farwell and adieu!