The simplicity of black and white astounds me.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

My newspaper

MY NEWS

HEADLINES

-Economy

Recession hits my mood.

Consumers shocking surprised and unprepared.

"I didn't know that after a quick upmarket, we would be hit so badly." says one.

"This isn't as bad as before, but it definitely hurts. We need a stimulus." says an unknown official.

Government promises change, but others think that this time is the last recession, as there is evidence that recovery will not be possible.

-Weather

Cloudy forever. Hail too.

-The War

The Spartans win unexpectedly, but with hidden casualties. Dignity survived intact, but the opposing enemy loses respect for violating a treaty.

-Education

Still high, but in a downward spiral.

"Needs improvement"

-Poll

Not encouraging.

-Diplomacy

Good.

-Fashion

When has there been any?

-Comics

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