(Sparkles)
Alright.
Um.
I don't really want to waste your time.
So...
A riddle.
What has a long tail, a wheel, a light, two things to push, and is shaped like a egg?
(Large blank so super scrolling won't ruin the riddle)
A mouse!
Um.
Well....
I was about to put a video of a real live mouse, but unfortunately, YouTube is blocked at school.
I was about to then put a picture of a real live mouse, and make a joke about live mouses and electronic mouses, which was the answer to the riddle, which was stupid, which failed, but I ended up rambling about mouses that fail and forgot to mention how I was about to put in a picture, but for some reason the computers at school are f***ed up and won't let me do that.
But it's all good.
Because touchdown will bring me around again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home, Oh NO! I'm a ROCKET MAN!
And Eagerly anticipating the sweet sorrows of life.

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